Larry advanced menacingly toward them. There was a big fight. Most of the goons were knocked out or in some kind of disarray.--From pp. 174-175 of M. T. Anderson's Whales on Stilts!
That sounds sloppy. But please. Take my word for it; they were out of the picture, okay? I could describe the whole tedious fight. I could work it out numerically and mathematically, but goons -- and hand-to-hand combat with goons; anything to do with goons --it all really bores me to the point of weeping. Their equipment, their martial arts training, their love of dried flowers, their fondness for sports bars ... I am not goon friendly. Bing, bang, biff. Clocked on the jaw; hip check; knee to the nose; leap out of the way so two of them run into each other; swing; pow; knuckle sandwich. Let's just assume that they're all knocked out.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
M.T. Anderson on the Tedium of Knocking Out Goons
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